Joy and sorrow. Pleasure and pain. The agony of… Welcome to the wonderful world of sports betting! You’re in Vegas, baby, so you can make a legal wager on your favorite team instead of calling Pauly “Two-Fingers” back home. Place your bet then sit back in Pete & Shorty’s Book and Bar, grab a cold one, and root for your money. Will the ball fly straight and true or will it be “wide right”? Will you be sober enough to remember? What do ya mean he was safe?!?